This is not a photoblog

So look, at restaurants, there's no water. There's tea, there's room temperature coke, but there's no cold water. I think it's part of a complex belief system where tap water is unclean but bottled water isn't classy. So basically there are no cold drinks.
Except beer.
It doesn't look that big in the photo but these beers are huge, they're everywhere and they're ice cold.
Help me.